breakingbag:

yes hello this is your pilot speaking and by pilot i mean i read a wikihow on flying a plane once so i guess ill just have to WING it haha just a little pilot humor okie dokie nothing to worry about folks im sure i can figure this out

reallyreallyreallytrying:

medusa, trying to turn you to stone, but you accidentally called her “melissa” when you first walked in and now you’re too embarrassed to look at her. “it’s alright” she keeps saying “i get it all the time” but you still won’t look. u don’t even remember the stone thing until later

Never say ‘no’ to adventures. Always say ‘yes,’ otherwise you’ll lead a very dull life.

— Ian Fleming (via quotes-shape-us)
moneigh:

i would be lying if i said spooky black didnt change my life
feathor:

vertical / personal blog!