parzival221:

shak1ra:

redevoted:

bowserfucker:

oknope:

imagine reading a book of all the lies you’ve told 

IDK what kind of lives you all are leading, but this sounds like the boringest shit. “Yes I sent that email.” “Yeah, I like your outfit.” “I was sick.” “My mom said no” “No I wasn’t crying.” “Yes I read the Terms of Service”

what about a book of all the lies people have told you

Oh how the tables have tabled

Tables have tabled

frankiesbikinis:

X2 💙 #FRANKIESBIKINIS (at www.frankiesbikinis.com)
bl-ossomed:



How To Train Your Humans

I’m obsessed with this

I hope this is real

chloee3:

5herlockholme5:

thepainofthefeels:

5herlockholme5:

ha im a piece of trash

As someone who cares deeply about the environment, I am obligated to pick you up.
Is seven okay?

you smooth fucker

think this might be my favourite post

sassykardashian:

florelgreen:

you’re really cute and its ruining my life because i think about kissing you all the time

uglygirlsclub:

don’t date anyone who doesn’t want to hear your favorite song, watch your favorite movie, read your favorite book